Dear Mr. Pedott, Over the years I've enjoyed the commercials for your products. Who can forget that happy little old white lady clapping her lights off and turning to get a good night's sleep in one smooth rhythmic motion? And the "Chia Pet" jingle has always been a favorite of mine : "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!". I love that shit man!!!!!! With that said though, I must tell you that I am gravely disturbed by your latest Chia "pet". An Obama Chia Pet? Is THAT what's hot up in these streets right now? So you say it came to you in a dream, eh? Funny thing about dreams : Sometimes they can make no fucking sense!!!!! You know I once dreamed that I decapitated 3 people with a machete for no good reason? You know what else? I DID NOT FUCKING FOLLOW THROUGHWITH IT!!!! At no time did it occur to you that this was possibly in bad taste and just would not be a good look? You ran it by some key staffers and despite their reservations you decided to press on? Now listen Joey.....in my heart of hearts I think you are just a businessman who saw an opportunity to capitalize on this Obama Mania ...

*sigh* Can anyone explain to me exactly why dudes think wearing sunglasses in the club is cool? I dont know when. I dont know how. Alls I know is that this has become an epidemic within the last few years and it must be brought to an end. Maybe they are under the impression that this look adds to their swag or something....I dunno. What I do know though is that they need to give this shit a rest already. And with that....I present to you 5 good ass reasons why guys need to 86 the whole sunglasses in the club phenomenon 5. You are being talked about....and not in the way that you had hoped! Trust me on this one dog! 4. Please know that it ONLY looks cool in the rap videos and not in real life. It's one of those things that seem good in theory, but not so much in practice 3. It screams "LOOK AT ME! I WANT ATTENTION!!!". My dude....are you really that hard up? 2. You have an outstanding chance of tripping over something that you would have seen sans the shades, thereby losing ALL the cool points you thought you had gained by wearing the locs in the ...