“What we talkin’ bout real shit or we talkin’ bout rhymes? You talkin’ bout millions or you talking’ bout mine? What we talkin’ bout? Cuz I ain’t got time For what people be talkin’ bout all the time What we talkin’ bout fiction or we talkin bout fact? You talkin’ bout fiction? Hold up pardon my back….. I ain’t talkin’ bout profit. I’m talkin’ bout pain. I’m talkin’ bout despair. I’m talkin’ bout shame. I ain’t talkin’ bout gossip….I’m talkin’ bout real shit. Them people playin’ What is you talkin’ bout? I don’t know what y’all sayin’”                                         - Jay-Z ”What We Talking About?”   I’ve been listening to that song on repeat for the past couple weeks. It sums it all up for me. I’m a little disgruntled with people in general and with pop culture as a whole. Almost everything and everyone seems to spew superficial nonsense to me lately. Where’s the depth yall? Are we are suffice with just staying on the surface?   Maybe I need to lay off the twitter. Between the increasingly ridiculous trending topics, the play by play on all the dumbest tv shows (Frankie & Neffe anyone?), and of course the ever popular ”lemme tell you what Im doing at the club” tweets, maybe twitter has sped up my disdain for ...

F%#K summer for skipping the Chi this year F%#K Gucci Mane for just simply existing F%#K Mariah for putting Gucci on the remix of  "Obsessed" so that white people will know he exists! F%#K everyone at my job for interrupting me while Im trying to type this out F%#K Chris Brown's bowtie! F%#K anyone that doesnt believe that EVERYONE should have health care F%#K a 'Free such and such' tshirt campaign for obviously guilty muffoccurs. They are supposed to be for political prisoners and the wrongly accused. Your cousin did that shit and you know it! F%#K Paula Deen for her deep fried butter balls. Oh just fucking shoot us already, why dont you? F%#K stalking and harassing your ex. Push the fuck on dude! F%#K having to suffer through writer's block F%#K the crime/homicide rate in the Chi right about now F%#K waking up to the news that MY picture has been wrongly attached to a blog about Bey's first boyfriend. Im TJ....not Lyndell! F%#K arrogant white males that think they're entitled to everything just because they're white males. If yall dont GTFOHWTBS. This aint the 50's homie! F%#K not being comfortable in your own skin F%#K you if you cant dig what it is that an artist does F%#K BET for the "Frankie & ...

This one here was inspired by my homegirl @arounddawaygyrl (Thats her twitter handle if you arent hip to twitter just yet). So she sends out the tweet with the link and I clicked on it and I was just blown away. I just cant fathom how or why you'd want yourself to be seen like this! And so it got me to thinking.....in this age of youtube and reality tv stars, it's not really that hard to make yourself "famous" for all the wrong reasons if that's what your main objective is. You have the "Why Must I Cry" dude, the "In The Butt" dude *pause*, cant forget T-Baby singing bout how cold it is "In The D", and even the classic joint by Tay Zondray "Chocolate Rain" (37 million hits and counting!) that got him on The Jimmy Kimmel show! Least we mention the pure Niggerdom of such joints as "Fry That Chicken", "Let Me Smell Yo Dick" and so on and so forth. I guess my point of this all is......is fame THAT alluring? To the point that you will shame your family name to be "famous"? I cant imagine being an internet smash singing "Why Must I Cry" and then ...

F%#K Pat Robertson for this ol ignoramus ass shit http://mediamatters.org/clips/200905070024 F%#K this detox for keeping me away from my sweet riesling F%#K TCF, Comcast, Chase and all my other creditors for stressing me F%#K being single! F%#K Lil Wayne for making a song that goes "I wish I could fuck every girl in the world"........and having the nerve for it to be catchy! F%#K the fact that they are just now arresting Drew Peterson' s ol wife killing ass F%#K my TMobile Dash for playing with my emotions and then magically working again F%#K North Korea and Kim Jong II for staying on this nuke shit F%#K Cassie for letting them pics leak. "Hacked" my ass! F%#K whomever for not putting away or REALLY supervising that 14 yr old boy that twice impersonated the police and NOW test drove and stole a Lexus from the dealer F%#K Manny Ramirez for taking whatever the hell he took and getting suspended F%#K this recession (up against a walll, really hard, with no lube) F%#K being in a state of limbo with your feelings F%#K the Swine Flu hysteria and hype F%#K my roommate for letting me open the fridge and seeing HELLA bags from Leona's knowing Im on this detox and cant eat none of ...

Dear Mr. Pedott, Over the years I've enjoyed the commercials for your products. Who can forget that happy little old white lady clapping her lights off and turning to get a good night's sleep in one smooth rhythmic motion? And the "Chia Pet" jingle has always been a favorite of mine : "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!". I love that shit man!!!!!! With that said though, I must tell you that I am gravely disturbed by your latest Chia "pet". An Obama Chia Pet? Is THAT what's hot up in these streets right now? So you say it came to you in a dream, eh? Funny thing about dreams : Sometimes they can make no fucking sense!!!!! You know I once dreamed that I decapitated 3 people with a machete for no good reason? You know what else? I DID NOT FUCKING FOLLOW THROUGHWITH IT!!!! At no time did it occur to you that this was possibly in bad taste and just would not be a good look? You ran it by some key staffers and despite their reservations you decided to press on? Now listen Joey.....in my heart of hearts I think you are just a businessman who saw an opportunity to capitalize on this Obama Mania ...

*sigh* Can anyone explain to me exactly why dudes think wearing sunglasses in the club is cool? I dont know when. I dont know how. Alls I know is that this has become an epidemic within the last few years and it must be brought to an end. Maybe they are under the impression that this look adds to their swag or something....I dunno. What I do know though is that they need to give this shit a rest already. And with that....I present to you 5 good ass reasons why guys need to 86 the whole sunglasses in the club phenomenon 5. You are being talked about....and not in the way that you had hoped! Trust me on this one dog! 4. Please know that it ONLY looks cool in the rap videos and not in real life. It's one of those things that seem good in theory, but not so much in practice 3. It screams "LOOK AT ME! I WANT ATTENTION!!!". My dude....are you really that hard up? 2. You have an outstanding chance of tripping over something that you would have seen sans the shades, thereby losing ALL the cool points you thought you had gained by wearing the locs in the ...