Dear Mr. Limbaugh, I don't  even know where to start with you. Stating that 'I wish you'd hurry up and die already' may strike some as being extremely harsh or even hateful, but when at all possible I try to call a spade a spade so to speak. So yeah....I wish you'd hurry up, keel the fuck over, and croak already. Now.....you may find yourself asking WHY I feel so strongly and why I hope that you'd permanently STFU. Well, to be quite honest with you, I think you're  asshole. It's one thing to have your opinion.  But to spew the kind of hateful, non-logical, divisive, vile, and insensitive rhetoric you spew and then hide behind just 'wanting to maintain America's values'??!!?!?!? Lemme not even get started on the "values" America was founded on. That's a whole other blog. My favorite example of your glowing hypocrisy is the drug thing. Remember that time you had said that “anyone who uses drugs illegally should be dragged onto the street and shot”? Remember? You were there when you said it in case you don't recall. But then what had happened Rush? Oh that's right.... It came to light that YOU were struggling with your own illegal drug ...

1. "Just give me a minute/ I betcha er'thang gon turn out lovely/ Just give me a minute/ Imma be alright.....just trust me!" - "Bubba Sparxxx "Lovely" 2. And I start this one off with that quote becuz dammit Im finna do some venting on this list. I think we're going to '50' on this like we usta do! 3. Stick around and read if you like. If not....I'll see ya when I see ya I guess 4. I hate to say it but....I got some straight up niggers in my family 5. And yes with the 'er' as opposed to the 'a' at the end. 6. You try to help niggers and they just shit all over you! 7. Damn shame these mugs is my blood....came out my daddy nut sac just like me and I gotta cut them off! 8. Learn the power of saying 'NO' my good people 9. It will save you TONS of grief down the line.....trust! 10. "Tell me now/Can you make it past your Caspers?/ So we can finally fly off into NASA/....We were never meant to be/Baby we just happened/ So PLEEEEASE dont mess up the trick/ Hey Young World...Im the new Slick Rick/ They say I move too quick/but we ...

Dear Mr. Pedott, Over the years I've enjoyed the commercials for your products. Who can forget that happy little old white lady clapping her lights off and turning to get a good night's sleep in one smooth rhythmic motion? And the "Chia Pet" jingle has always been a favorite of mine : "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!". I love that shit man!!!!!! With that said though, I must tell you that I am gravely disturbed by your latest Chia "pet". An Obama Chia Pet? Is THAT what's hot up in these streets right now? So you say it came to you in a dream, eh? Funny thing about dreams : Sometimes they can make no fucking sense!!!!! You know I once dreamed that I decapitated 3 people with a machete for no good reason? You know what else? I DID NOT FUCKING FOLLOW THROUGHWITH IT!!!! At no time did it occur to you that this was possibly in bad taste and just would not be a good look? You ran it by some key staffers and despite their reservations you decided to press on? Now listen Joey.....in my heart of hearts I think you are just a businessman who saw an opportunity to capitalize on this Obama Mania ...

1. Does anyone else keep getting text messages about REALLY long voting lines? 2. Is that necessarily a bad thing? 3. Will the people (like me) who decide to vote on Nov. 4th have an easier or harder time doing so? 4. Could the longer than normal voting times be a ploy to dissuade people from sticking around to vote? 5. You aren't gonna fall for that shit, ARE YOU? 6. What new trick are they gonna use to attempt to steal this election anyways? 7. ...becuz you know it's gon be SOMETHING, right?!?!?! 8. Will people be comfortable with the polls and early projections and not follow through? 9. Joe the Plumber is fucking getting a record deal?!!?!?!?!?!?!? 10. Who in the singing plumber fuck is gonna by his album??!??!?! 11. Did Barack absolutely KILL THE GAME with his prime time 30 min infomercial on all the major networks or what? 12. Between the new media outreach and now the 30 min. prime time joint....you think John McCain only wishes has campaign was half as innovative? 13. How much faster can Camp McCain come apart at the seams with all the finger pointing and leaping from that sinking ship? 14. Sarah Palin in 2012?!?!?!?!......Are you fucking shitting me??!!?!? 15. Dontcha think she oughta ...

I think I need not emphasize how important of an election this is. After all, aren't they all important? But this particular one is even more special than all the rest it seems. Not only from the historic aspect of possibly electing the first black president (damn a Bill Clinton!), but also b/c it's been a good while since this country was in such dire straits on so many levels. We're talking pre-FDR and "The New Deal" here people. With that said, I wanted to use my platform here to do my part and reinforce how important it is to get out there and use your privilege to vote. I don't have to remind you that people died to make it possible for us to have a say. Or actually....if you are 18 (meaning you were born in 1990....LAWDHAVEMERCY!!!!) and this is your first opportunity to vote, maybe I do need to remind you. My goodness if you are 18 that means you were 14 when Kerry lost, and 10 years old when Jeb rigged Florida to make sure Georgy Porgy got in in the first damn place. Just take my word for it. Your vote counts. Make sure you are ...