An Open Letter To Rush Limbaugh

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By teej

Dear Mr. Limbaugh,

I don’t  even know where to start with you.

Stating that ‘I wish you’d hurry up and die already’ may strike some as being extremely harsh or even hateful, but when at all possible I try to call a spade a spade so to speak. So yeah….I wish you’d hurry up, keel the fuck over, and croak already.

Now…..you may find yourself asking WHY I feel so strongly and why I hope that you’d permanently STFU. Well, to be quite honest with you, I think you’re  asshole.

It’s one thing to have your opinion.  But to spew the kind of hateful, non-logical, divisive, vile, and insensitive rhetoric you spew and then hide behind just ‘wanting to maintain America’s values’??!!?!?!? Lemme not even get started on the “values” America was founded on. That’s a whole other blog.

My favorite example of your glowing hypocrisy is the drug thing. Remember that time you had said that “anyone who uses drugs illegally should be dragged onto the street and shot”? Remember? You were there when you said it in case you don’t recall. But then what had happened Rush? Oh that’s right…. It came to light that YOU were struggling with your own illegal drug addiction. Had we taken your advice we should dragged your stank cakey ass in the street and did you Rosewood style!

The fact that you said you hope President Obama fails is just beyond me. Or when you said that Colin Powell endorsed Obama strictly because they are both black? Nevermind all the reasons Powell clearly laid out as to his decision. And then how you were already calling Judge Sotomayor a “reverse racist” damn near before Obama had finished the sentence to officially nominate her for the supreme court? And now with all the backlash, and more importantly the thought that you may not wanna piss everyone off too badly with upcoming 2010 mid-term elections you were forced to retract the “reverse racist” statement.

So Mr. Limbaugh, please be my guest. Go even FURTHER on the right wing. Keep going further and further on that bitch til you fall off of it!

If there truly is an afterlife, I hope you end up skewed on a bar-b approximately 3 inches above one of the many raging fires in hell rotating reeeeeeeeeally slowly!

P.S. When you finally do kick the bucket one sweet day I plan to celebrate your birthday every year……in my own special way ;)

Sincerely,

TJ Armour

6 Responses to “An Open Letter To Rush Limbaugh”

  1. Me Says:

    I can’t even stop laughing. This MOFO letter should be sent first class-OVERNIGHT. I think a lot of people will be celebrating with you.

  2. Andreana Says:

    As much as Rush boils my blood - I read this without allowing him or his antics to get me all worked up a second time (which is tremendous progress for me).

    I too will not blink an eye or feel the slightest bit of remorse should he keel over and die tomorrow buttt at the end of the day Rush Limbaugh is not and never has been (to my knowledge) on the membership committee of the Republican Party. What’s absurd is the fact that there are a number of moderates in the Republican Party that share the exact same views as Powell with regards to Limbaugh butttt are too damn afraid to speak out (cowards) because if you are vocal you’re going to be targeted for a backlash.

    Rush has a right to his opinion but I just do not understand why he must articulate his point of view in such hurtfully offensive and hateful ways. It basically boils down to how you use your words and there is a way to express yourself in conjunction with respecting others opinions so that it does not come across as being divisive. Limbaugh is very capable of doing as such but voluntarily chooses to do otherwise which (in my humble opinion) makes him deplorable and impossible to tolerate.

    ~A

  3. Coco Says:

    Kuddos! I wish his ass would be dragged out and shot. Maybe sending it first-class, overnight would cause a heart attack….I know, high hopes! A girl can dream though!

  4. Risha Says:

    This is toooo funny. I think Imma mail this in for ya.

  5. Suze Blue in Seattle, WA Says:

    Well, you said a mouthful son!! While we know that he is primarily doing this to increase his ratings, there are some crackers that are taking this bullshit seriously and it is being carried on to future generations.

  6. FC Says:

    Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shole’ love you!

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