F%#k Rant 5
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By teej
F%#K Pat Robertson for this ol ignoramus ass shit http://mediamatters.org/clips/200905070024
F%#K this detox for keeping me away from my sweet riesling
F%#K TCF, Comcast, Chase and all my other creditors for stressing me
F%#K being single!
F%#K Lil Wayne for making a song that goes “I wish I could fuck every girl in the world“……..and having the nerve for it to be catchy!
F%#K the fact that they are just now arresting Drew Peterson’ s ol wife killing ass
F%#K my TMobile Dash for playing with my emotions and then magically working again
F%#K North Korea and Kim Jong II for staying on this nuke shit
F%#K Cassie for letting them pics leak. “Hacked” my ass!
F%#K whomever for not putting away or REALLY supervising that 14 yr old boy that twice impersonated the police and NOW test drove and stole a Lexus from the dealer
F%#K Manny Ramirez for taking whatever the hell he took and getting suspended
F%#K this recession (up against a walll, really hard, with no lube)
F%#K being in a state of limbo with your feelings
F%#K the Swine Flu hysteria and hype
F%#K my roommate for letting me open the fridge and seeing HELLA bags from Leona’s knowing Im on this detox and cant eat none of it
F%#K being warned about a possible “swine flu/bird flu” mix
F%#K fear tactics to control the people
F%#K people who dont know that they are assholes
F%#K Twitter for being so damn addictive
F%#K Fox News Channel in general for all intents and purposes
F%#K pretty much my whole father’s side of the family
F%#K DWTS for kicking Lil Kim off. I hear she was killing it
F%#K Brett Favre for being one indecisive summa-bitch
F%#K anyone that causes any of my peeps grief
F%#K “Chicago Larry” for believing his own hype and not knowing the difference between being laughed WITH and being laughed AT!
Inspiration : Being pissed off to the highest level of Pissitivity!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Thanks TJ…I was waiting for these… I will add my own later
May 8th, 2009 at 11:15 am
this BLOG is so HOT!!!!!! you just inspired me to write a list …. detox helps you clear your mind mentally… guess you are at that stage!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:17 am
lmao at CHICAGO Larry plug (Dotty where you at mama? I got my one leg up and camera lense aimed at you ha ha ha)
Love these and may I add:
F%#K Those who just don’t get it (never have, never will)
F%#K People who do not seek TRUTH
F%#K People who accept/believe in only what they see & not what the can’t see
F%#K Summer (it’s over-rated and I hate being hot)
F%#K My cousin for refusing to turn the friggin’ air on uugggghhhh!!
F%#K Those who say they support you and are your biggest fans but never comment on your blogs
F%#K Those who comment on your status updates and photos and NOT your blogs/notes
F%#K Pat Buchanan, his funky attitude and this whole entire ‘reverse discrimination’ thing going on with the Fire Department in New Haven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kXdim6Fidc
F%#K Duke Haters
F%#K Carolina Fans
F%#K Anyone who refuses to acknowledge the Dallas Cowboys as one of the greatest football teams ever
F%#K Californians who alwaaaaays brag about how nice the weather is (smirk)
F%#K Purple & Gold
F%#K The Lakers
F%#K Kobe Bryant
F%#K Their fans…lmaoooooooooooo
aiiight…I’m done…..I think
May 8th, 2009 at 11:27 am
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!
You are hilarious!!
Oh yeah and…FUCK THE STANKY LEG!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:40 am
LOL @ Dreana…. Damy you going hard!!
Oh yeah… and FUCK CHICAGO’S UNPREDICTABLE ASS WEATHER!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:58 am
omg Teej, i LOVE these F%#K Rants! and lol at Dotty and the stanky leg
May 8th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
hahhaa..woooooooow
May 8th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
These are great Teej!
F%#k not being able to take a nap EVERYDAY!
May 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
T.J., you have no idea how you touch my soul. I’m still laughing!!!!!
LOL, at Andreana…I agree F#%K the LAKERS!!!
LOL, at Dotty….Fo sho F#% the STANKY LEG!!!!
Tears are now in my eyes from laughing so hard. Good way to start the weekend!
May 8th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Your rants are the best! You just made my Friday.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Thats the real right there Teej.
May 8th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
now you know I’ve got a glass of reisling for ya when you get done with your detox! LMAO at the F the Stanky leg revolution that you’ve started!!
May 8th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
FUCK those lyrics to that song! I never heard the unedited. My ears can’t take how vulgar that is.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
hahaha co sign yea fu*k the stanky leg
and he fu*king larry ous about Chicago Larry… I’m still laughing at dude!
May 8th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
F%#K Chris Brown for leaking naked pics of Rihanna
F%#K Rihanna feeling upstaged by Cassie and leaking naked pics of herself
F%#K Property Taxes
F%#K Taxes period
F%#K Canada for having free health care
F%#K Free healthcare because you can’t get a second opinion and you have to wait 6 months for surgery
F%#K my company for not matching my 401k anymore
F%#K southwest airlines buddy passes and having to wait stand by
F%#K not going home to see Mama for Mother’s Day *tear drops*
Ok, I feel better now!! Thanks TJ
May 8th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I don’t know bout the rest of yous..but I think I’d like to be in Recessions shoes right now. lol
May 8th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Fuck all the celebrities who use twitter to boost they ego’s, with 5000 followers and can’t answer one twit
Fuck Ray j for making us all sit thru that dumb ass season so he could simateanously screw random chicks under one roof… only to be screwing ugly ass tila tiquila
Fuck the dude with the plastic vest @ Tyrese Mayhem party who accused me of having implants.. wtf?
Fuck the mothafuccen insurance company who claims its my fault for a ditzy 17 yr old hitting my beamer bcuz she right of way when I clearly signaled her twice!
fuck the 17 yr old who dumb ass hit my car cuz she wasnt paying attention to the police
Fuck the bitch at school with the cock eye who always hating on me getting A’s, so what if the teacher likes looking at my tits… go get your own
May 8th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Oh yea and Fuck everyone who says Fuck Californians and the Lakers.. We run this shit.. LOL LOL j/k it’s all Love
May 9th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
You’re the king of F$ck rants! I hope this made you feel even marginally better! I’ll add some of my own:
F%ck bad credit and it standing between me and marriage!
F&ck the fact I don’t know how to repair bad credit.
F$&k Indianapolis Public Schools and how f*cked the f*ck up they are. (And how subsequently they are no place to send my children even though I’d prefer to live in the city.)
F#ck annoying ass coworkers who make me not want to go to work in the morning!
F%ck getting rained on everyday at work then it being windy and cold when I finally do get a day off.
F#$k not knowing what to get my mom for mother’s day because she said all she wants is for me to attend church with her… and I’m not a Christian and have no desire to be converted.