F%^K RANT 4
Categories: Uncategorized
By teej
F%#K VH1 for coming up with even MORE (tainted) “Love” shows
F%#K yall (I’ve become immune!) for drinking the kool-aid and watching and keeping their ratings up
F%#K my computer for conking out on me when I needed it most
F%#K the banks for using millions of the bailout money to buy naming rights for ball stadiums!
F%#KKanye’s mullet!
F%#K being in “the red” and having being in “the black” juuuuuuuuust out of reach
F%#K Rhianna for releasing the same damn album 3 times!
F%#K this economy
F%#K having to literally make a dollar out of fifteen cents
F%#K me for halfway being serious about tricking on the weekends to make ends meet!
F%#K a 14 year old being able to impersonate a Chicago Police Officer…..to other Chicago Police Officers!
F%#K facebook for being so damn addictive!
F%#K niggas still shooting up the club as if that were EVER a viable solution to anything
F%#K Paul Blart : Mall Cop
F%#K a dollar menu and the fact that eating right aint cheap
F%#K Tom Daschle for not paying his damn taxes
F%#K making the head of theBUS/RAIL system the new head of the SCHOOL system….?
F%#K 50 Cent & Rick Ross for the back and forth niggerdom
F%#K my sleeping habits as of late
F%#K stupid people who are too damn stupid to realize their stupidity
F%#K the Republicans for being pricks and seemingly try to block almost every initiative Obama creates
F%#K me again for accidentally knocking swanksociety.com off air for nearly 1/2 hour
F%#K Blago for being so obviously thirsty for attention
F%#K all the Michael Phelps hoopla…they act as tho he were doing crystal meth or something…sheesh
F%#K being a single parent of 6 kids and using invetro fertilization to haveanother babybut accidentally having octuplets(8 babies) without having a clear means of support..all becuz you were a only child and have abandoment issues!
Inspiration : All the above for irking me in some form or fashion, F%^k Rant 1, F%^k Rant 2, F%^K Rant 3








February 6th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
LMAO at this one!
You were so reluctant about leaving myspace. Now look at you! Myspace who?
And yes, I will at least watch the premier and reunion “Of Love” shows.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Damn Teej, you touched on most of the stuff that irks me as of late. I love your ability to express yourself through such colorful and poignant rants. You go boy!!
February 6th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I MUST have been under a rock to miss ALL of the F&*K rants…
This is hilarious but so relatable!!!
BTW…if you still want Sonic there’s one by me, I’ll get you some.
February 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
and let the chuch say ameeeeeen!
wait, I shouldn’t make a reference to church in such a rant huh..bah!
btw teej I think swanksociety doesn’t want me to listen..all the players don’t load..boooooo!
February 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
aahhhh, behold the F%#K rant…i’m such a fan