Dec 26, 2008
Teej’s Gifts
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By teej
These are some of the gifts I only WISH I could give to these people.
Barack Obama & Family…..Strength, Courage & Wisdom
Gov. Rod Blagojevich……..a snowball’s chance in hell
Evander Holyfield…….a Foreman Grill-esque come up so that he can pay for all his kids w/o having to box until he’s 75!
Eddie Murphy…….a hit movie!
R.Kelly……a whole bunch of female “friends” who are at least 21
The City of Chicago…….to get a new moniker besides ‘the city of hella-haters’
Aaron McGruder ………..the time and patience to bless us with a 3rd season of ‘The Boondocks’
Kanye West…. (after hearing “808’s& Hearbreak”)………some peace and mending
Sarah Palin…………………………a fucking clue
Lil Wayne/Amy Winehouse………….a year long stint in the Betty Ford Clinic
The “Real” Housewives of Atlanta…………a biiiiiiiig dose of reality and living within their means
Beyonc√©……………..for someone to put the soul back in her music
Solang√©………………for someone to give her music a shot
Real & Chance……………………………….matching nooses
Yung Berg………….a better 2009
DMX………………to be able to hit the ‘Reset’ button
Plaxico Burress……..to be able to hit the ‘Reset’ button
The cast of ‘Girlfriends’…….a reunion show and a movie
Mayor Daley………for all the side street snow to be placed on HIS sidestreet
George Bush/Dick Cheney……………………..for Karma to hurry up and catch both they asses!
Here’s to you and yours having a Happy Holiday season. Please feel free to add any gifts that you’d like to give to anyone.
Inspiration : A couple of these people doing good, while the rest are just not using good ol plain ass common sense!
December 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I think Beyonce still has soul, it’s that Sasha Fierce you really gotta watch out for.
December 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Ok I thought of another one so Ill put it on here…. my gift to Keyshia Cole: A better third album
(stop trying to go mainstream with ‘the others’… they don’t know Key Key like WE do!)
February 7th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
OMG I SO feel you on Beyonce not having enough soul! I heard her new cd and it reminded me of a pop/country singer. She said to hell with us (blacks) I guess she wants to reach more white people–smart girl “i guess”???
LOL @ Kanye’s gift…mmhm I feel you! I had his cd for a week before listening to it all the way through. I just wasn’t ready for his bitter sadness–those were my exact words….but you said it best!
Muah!
p.s here’s my gift add–
Teej…….me