F%^K RANT 3
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By teej
F%#K T-Pain AND his top hats
F%#K bailing everybody out but THE PEOPLE
F%#K the fact that I cant find my damn Solangé CD!
F%#K anyone who has anything to say b/c Solang√©’s CD is one of the best of the year.
F%#K a food shortage in Haiti that’s killing kids
F%#K the Bears for getting their asses kicked like that by Green Bay
F%#K the Bulls for getting their asses kicked like that by Portland
F%#K having to work 3 different positions for 1 pay or not having a job at all
F%#K being forced into a corner
F%#K this economy
F%#K January 20th not being here already so that CHANGE can begin
F%#K Bush off GP
F%#K T-Pain again for “inspiring” everybody and they mama to use that autotune shit
F%#K them for being followers
F%#K procrastination
F%#K my joints for being stiff as of late. WTF is this shit?!?! Im only 31 yo!
F%#K Lindsay Lohan for referring to Obama as our nation’s ‘first colored president’
F%#K feeling and being lethargic
F%#K “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” for being so damn addictive and sucking me in
F%#K them for teasing us with Sonic commercials when it aint one near here
F%#K lacking self control at times
F%#K my dentist for trying to stick me for that whole bill. I paid the co-pay. Send the rest of that shit to the insurance company
Inspiration : All the above for irking me in some form or fashion, F%^k Rant 1 & F%^k Rant 2
November 21st, 2008 at 8:28 am
Hahahaha….yep u r a fool!
November 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
HAHA! I love eff it rants! The most relevant to my life being the Sonic commercials and that EFFING autotune! I hate autotune with a passion. And I have issues if Kanye’s whole album is using that ish.
November 21st, 2008 at 10:39 am
F%#K the people at work who don’t work
F%#K certain individuals who can’t “man-up”
F%#K people who pity themselves
F%#K that ‘The Game’ is falling wayyyyyy off
F%#K it all……
Thanks man I needed to do that
November 21st, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Been waiting a long time for this:
F%#K the government for bailing out people who don’t pay the mortgage but won’t bailout people who have been doing the right thing.
F%#K the no cell phone law downtown, I’m in sales, I have to make calls and I hate blue tooths and speaker phone.
F%#K the wind chill factor for being 8
F#%K the Village of Rosemont for sending me a ticket in the mail and having me on video for running a red light
F#%K my hiphop instructor that was doing the whopp wrong
F#%K TeeJ for being to darn funny and talented and inspiring me to write
Love ya
November 21st, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Wow!! I just love it!!! and to be on a Friday is GREAT!!
So here goes!!!
1. F%#K That just a second a go tried to make a phone call to someone to go have a drink with me, that their cellphone is
“Message LB 3 22 Welcome to US. Cellular The Number you are calling is no longer in service.”
2. F%#k the fact that None of the CEO’S of GM, Chrysler, and Ford did not know and was not able to tell congress how much money is needed to for the so call “Bailout.”
3. F%#k the fact that each came to congress in their private jets and Limousines off corporate money.
4. F#$k that the city is pushing back the annual christmas tree lighting ceremony from the day after Thanksgiving to December 2nd, but was able to get the money to proceed with building the “Olympic Village” by demolitioning Michael Reese Campus.
5. F$#k those who complain about the extra security in the Hyde Park area, due to its resident becoming Newly Elected President.
6. I leave this rant with a line to one of my favorite classic movies…..”F%#K You, F%#K You, F%#K You, Whose Next.” - Clarence The Barber, Coming to America-1988
November 21st, 2008 at 10:30 pm
f**k eating this Chinese food out of a cup because the office ran out of paper plates!
f**k Garretts for not having one in Cali
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
F%#K solange’s cd (love you bey…sorry teej)
F%#K calling my boy at 3am on some BS
F%#K haters of the Real Housewives of ATL
F%#K my dentist too!
November 24th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
i think i actually agree with all of your f%#ks…
and u know in the past i have begged to differ….
real house broads of hotlanta… yeah.. i have some OH pin Yuns on THAT isht but I got sucked in regardless and don’t think I won’t be there Tuesday night to see Kim’s wig get yanked off…. and you know what else??
f%#k beggin’ to differ!
syl~
December 13th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Dude. Seriously, I feel damn near all of this. T Pain infuriates me in every possible way. The “Bailout” makes my blood boil. Lemme add a few of my own…
F#$k having my dream job *but* needing a second job to try to make ends meet.
F*#k my professor who gave me the worst grade in my college career cause she didn’t like anyone to ever question her AND subsequently forcing me to complete THREE more semesters as opposed to ONE!
F%^K acne.
F%)k working on the weekends AND late at night therefore spending less time with my family.
F$*k bad credit prohibiting me from getting married.
F$^k people who are secretly racist.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:58 am
May I……
F**k. People that teach grade school but don’t like kids!
F**k. Nurses that work in hospitals but don’t like to help people.
F**k. California for thinking thay can send me a damn I.O.U. Instead of a tax refund CHECK.