20 Questions (The Pre-Election Edition)
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By teej
1. Does anyone else keep getting text messages about REALLY long voting lines?
2. Is that necessarily a bad thing?
3. Will the people (like me) who decide to vote on Nov. 4th have an easier or harder time doing so?
4. Could the longer than normal voting times be a ploy to dissuade people from sticking around to vote?
5. You aren’t gonna fall for that shit, ARE YOU?
6. What new trick are they gonna use to attempt to steal this election anyways?
7. …becuz you know it’s gon be SOMETHING, right?!?!?!
8. Will people be comfortable with the polls and early projections and not follow through?
9. Joe the Plumber is fucking getting a record deal?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
10. Who in the singing plumber fuck is gonna by his album??!??!?!
11. Did Barack absolutely KILL THE GAME with his prime time 30 min infomercial on all the major networks or what?
12. Between the new media outreach and now the 30 min. prime time joint….you think John McCain only wishes has campaign was half as innovative?
13. How much faster can Camp McCain come apart at the seams with all the finger pointing and leaping from that sinking ship?
14. Sarah Palin in 2012?!?!?!?!……Are you fucking shitting me??!!?!?
15. Dontcha think she oughta take her mooseburger eating ass back to Alaska and finish watching Russia from her back door?
16. What the hell are the “undecided” voters waiting to hear anyways?
17. Isnt it really as simple as change versus more of the same?
18. Are the ignorant people still on this “Oh he’s a terrorist” stuff?
19. Do you think THEY oughta pick up a book, STFU and get ready for a black president?
20. ARE YOU READY FOR CHANGE?!?!?!
Inspiration : The Republicans and all their sneaky ways, the insane-ness of trying to capitalize on Joe The (Fake) Plumber by giving him a record deal, Barack’s 30 min infomerical timebuy that totally killed the game, the McCain camp’s fingerpointing, and the fact that I’m about ready to get this election over with!
October 31st, 2008 at 2:49 am
since mccain called obama everything else already… do you think he’s gonna stoop to calling him a doo doo head next? i mean really… who is coming up with this guys speeches these days? oh… now i remember…
October 31st, 2008 at 4:13 am
Number 6 is what Im wondering about….my nerves are bad…Im so scared…maybe I’ll riot if the shit hits the fan…lol
October 31st, 2008 at 9:59 am
There’s going to be a new psychological disorder, call Pre-Election stress syndrome. Symptoms include watching long hours of MSNBC & CNN, yelling at the television, and obsessively checking news websites for minute to minute election information, and the use of foul language; such as republican, sarah pailan, and maverick.
I waited in line for 6 hours yesterday to early vote. I’m ready for this to be over too!
I think I have a bad case of Post Election Stress Syndrome….
October 31st, 2008 at 10:55 am
3. Will the people (like me) who decide to vote on Nov. 4th have an easier or harder time doing so?
Hell I hope easier. I spent 3 days trying to vote early and the lines were so long I had to go back to the j-o-b… (but Im still getting up there at like 5 am tues, just in case)
6. What new trick are they gonna use to attempt to steal this election anyways?
The pod people/invasion of the body snatchers has come and taken over our bodies…. they have concrete evidence and all votes must be re-done
October 31st, 2008 at 11:16 am
Teej, HELL YEAH I’m ready for change! Been ready… Obama ‘08, beeeyotch!
October 31st, 2008 at 7:41 pm
yeah! what YOU said teej! clinton 2016!
October 31st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
First, mucho good stuff (as per usual:)). Now my .02..
5. Umm, hell to the naw.
6. Sigh…yes, but whatever that plot is, it shall be lame & doomed to fail.
10. LMAO. If he’s the new celebrity, God. Help. Us. ALL….lol.
12. True story. But, why you playing? You KNOW at this point, he plain ole’ wishes he WAS Obama. Period.
13. Sigh…clearly not nearly fast enough.
14. No comment.
16. The “undecided”? Oh, they’re clearly waiting for the ‘Wiz’ to give ‘em a brain at this point.
17. Nah, that’s a part of it, but it is much deeper than that. I would include: strategic, visionary, rational, sane, etc. versus, umm…not. For add’l proof, see #18.
20. YES, please.!
November 1st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
IM READY FOR CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!! MCCAIN N’SANE IN HIS MEMBRANE! LOL
EXCUSE ME SARAH PALIN CAN’T COMPARE TO MY MAN (OBAMA) IM LESS IRRITATED ABOUT HERR THESE DAYS!
NO MATTER WHAT THEY TRY! OBAMA IS GONNA WIN….WATCH!
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:16 am
1. Actually no I haven’t.
2. I could see how it could become annoying - especially if you do not have unlimited texting.
3. I think the people waiting will have it easy. Everyone (including myself) jumped on the whole “vote early” bandwagon but I’m glad I did. Now on Nov. 4 I can sit back and watch it all unfold :oP
4. I don’t think so - people are really passionate about this election.
5. No
6. & 7. I don’t even want to think about it - shit they have already done enough as it is with all this whole “play on people’s fear” crap.
8. I hope not - I mean Obama keeps saying NOT to do that….hopefully that’s helps encourage the VOTE!
9. LOL
10. Teej - you know you curious ha ha ha
11. I thought it was pure Genius! And loved the fact that he did not mention McCain NOT ONCE! I think it was a smart move! However, ABC DID NOT air (punks!) wanted exclusive rights - Obama camp said no - ABC opted out….then had the audacity to do a 20/20 on Sarah Palin that following Friday (smirk)
12. They are too bitter.
13. The crazy thing about it is his declaration before running that he would not run a dirty campaign but SORE LOSERS always seem to act a fool! Hilary did the same thing (remember).
14. The only way she will ever be President is by default (Republicans win and McCain dies)….that is the only was 2012 is irrelevant.
15. LOL (I know right!)
16. Them fools are exactly that “Fools” if you’re undecided at this point…you might as well go Independent.
17. If race wasn’t an issue (YES) but because the feeble minds of some can’t get past that…something seemingly simple becomes a little more complicated.
18. Yes and let us not forget about ACORN (which McCain also backed and gave props too) Now they have released a story about an illegal immigrant aunt that is currently living in public housing in Boston! (GTFOWTBSBINW) - FIGURE THAT ONE OUT…lol
19. lol
20. YES I AM!!!!! Now GO VOTE!!!
Can you tell I have a lot of time on my hands (lol)
November 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am
No more Palin!
And yes we are ready for change!