Ni%&a You KNOW You Cant See!
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By teej
*sigh*
Can anyone explain to me exactly why dudes think wearing sunglasses in the club is cool? I dont know when. I dont know how. Alls I know is that this has become an epidemic within the last few years and it must be brought to an end. Maybe they are under the impression that this look adds to their swag or something….I dunno. What I do know though is that they need to give this shit a rest already.
And with that….I present to you 5 good ass reasons why guys need to 86 the whole sunglasses in the club phenomenon
5. You are being talked about….and not in the way that you had hoped! Trust me on this one dog!
4. Please know that it ONLY looks cool in the rap videos and not in real life. It’s one of those things that seem good in theory, but not so much in practice
3. It screams “LOOK AT ME! I WANT ATTENTION!!!“. My dude….are you really that hard up?
2. You have an outstanding chance of tripping over something that you would have seen sans the shades, thereby losing ALL the cool points you thought you had gained by wearing the locs in the first damn place
1.5. Alcohol + sunglasses + dark club = Accidentally coming up on a Strobelite Honey.
1. To take it a step further concerning said Strobelite Honey…..yeah she could be a man and the likka and dark glasses inhibit your ability to check the neck!
Am I making sense here at all people? You aint Corey Hart! (WAIT! Go back and click the name)
Take off the damn glasses!
*Inspiration : That one picture on Dr. Ray’s facebook page, All the dudes that be doing 4much in the club while trying to imitate a never ending rap video, and the fact that this has been swirling in my head a long ass time
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:38 am
2. You have an outstanding chance of tripping over something that you would have seen sans the shades, thereby losing ALL the cool points you thought you had gained by wearing the locs in the first damn place
1.5. Alcohol + sunglasses + dark club = Accidentally coming up on a Strobelite Honey.
I think they be trying to be incognegro but it does look dumb as hell. Like, “ima a super starra and I really wish the paparazzi would stop stalking me.” LOL..kill yoself dummy
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 am
I think these guys/gals that do this never had a clue when it comes to having style. It’s a dumb trend that will fall off like towl coats and backwards jeans. These are the same folks that would take them off if a fight breaks out so they can see what’s going on.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
OMG This was one of the funniest blogs I have ever read TJ! You are hilarious and you have a point! It is true…YOU CAN NOT SEE PEOPLE! If you want to leave them on the top of your head until it’s time to take your pics wit’ the empty liquor bottle and borrowed jewlry then that is yo bi’ness LMBO! I am tired of nicca’s steppin’ on my feet at the club because they can’t see tho LOL! I mean I’m not sayin’ but I’m just sayin LMBO! - AJ
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Now that was funny! I’m guilty of talking about them as soon as I see them!!!
LMAO @ that link.. you are a fool!
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:46 pm
WHY WHY WHY did i continue to sip this HOT ass starbucks coffee while reading your blog…. I wasn’t gonna say this in case some cute guy reads my response but… I GOT COFFEE UP THE BACK OF MY NOSE… I LAUGHED SO HARD LOL!… Teej you are sooo stooops man!
ok here is the deal… only certain guys can wear shades in the club and those guys are like Diddy Usher or Denzel or any guy celeb that stands a pretty good chance of having a flash go off in their face from pappz or droves of folks asking to take a picture with them with their cell phone… constant or worse; sudden flashes out of nowhere makes for a horrible “gas” or “constipation” face and that’s just not good press… for anybody.
But… other than the elite few that have shade rights… you are right… you know even in the movie i made (shameless plug) I wrote in that line ” Why is she wearin’ those fake Gucci’s? That bi**&* knows it’s hella dark in here”.. and it’s worse when guys do it for well…. see reasons 1 thru 5 above.
LOL… thanks for the frickin’ inner nose burn Teej!
great write!
Syl~
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Dude!! Corey Hart ah ha ha ha - I didn’t even have to go back because I knew exactly who and what you were referring to. Lucky for me I am in a part of the world where this sickening phenomena DOES NOT exist. Wooo that ish would get on my nerves for real….for real!!! LOL - Great Blog!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I hear you right…who can see in a dark club with sunglass… it’s cool other times —shades and drinking do go together, but not the dark and shades. Folks trying too hard is why they are stunna shades uh? Hee-hee- funny blog Teej!
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
When in Rome Teej! When in ROME!!!
*D E A D @ Stroblite Honey*
and its BARELY lookin cool in music videos nowadays suga.
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
This is exactly why you are one of my fav bloggers! I was dying laughing because have seen a many dudes (and chicks) living the video life and wearing shades at night in the club. Little do they know that ish does not look hot in real life!
For #2 and #1, you are a fool. A correct fool, but a fool nonetheless!
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“Somethin ain’t right…. it’s the strobelight.” Bwhahahaha!!! You took me back with that one.
But yea, sunglasses in the club = automatic BUSTER classification. Add any type of fur to that and it’s a wrap…. you are getting clowned after you pass by fa sho. Possibly the only exception may be a dude with a bum eye, and even then there are some great horn rimmed glasses that are gaining popularity that can disguise such things with the right style and positioning.
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Interesting… I always thought sunglasses in the club means that you are so ripped that you dont even feel like looking sober or that you ran out of Visine… either reason works!
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Laughing my assssssssssssssssss off! Please go write a narrative screenplay right NOW!
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
:0) ACTUALLY…….I don’t see the point of it ALL. I agree y……..y……..y!!
Teej, maybe some of them had eye surgery tha nights u be c’n dem……..or maybe somma dem”REALLY” can’t C and don’t want us to stare at them…… C’MON PEOPLE~
BUT
Maybe next time i will give them a little more attention (LORD FORGIVEME FOR ACTIN SO MEAN N DEM CLUBS)…….CUZ BROTHAS WITH BLK SHADES ON IN DA CLUB NEEDS LOVE TO! LOL
FUNNEE TEEJ~
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Ok your girl…”Anesidora”
Killed me!!! LOLOLOL!!!
“Possibly the only exception may be a dude with a bum eye, and even then there are some great horn rimmed glasses that are gaining popularity that can disguise such things with the right style and positioning”.
She said “STYLE AND POSITIONING”!!!!!
oh Gawd it hurts!!! ha ha ha…. hilarious!!!
some of your readers are just as witty and wry as you are Teej.
me~
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
OMG!!! Have you been reading my Diary? I swear if a dude with shades come over and “talk” to me, he gets the “I only like women” speech
October 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! It is about time that someone tell the brothas that wearing shades in the club is SO not cool.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:53 am
LOL!! Preach TJ Preach!!!
I would never give a man (if they should even be called that) the time of day if they were wearing sunglasses at night. They look absolutely absurd!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
You always know how to put the spotlight on issues we often ignore. This is too funny!
October 6th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
FUNNY…
October 6th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
hahahahahaha! I Love you Teej and I concure. Please take off the shades… UGH!!!!!!!!!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Man I think those dudes are kinda lame.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:58 am
But its not even the dudes…. what about the chicks??? LOL
I know too many…. its so they can hate and no one sees…. love the blog…. missed u at the meeting!
October 9th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
DUDE…didn’t I see you with shades on at that “SECRET” spot the other night??
October 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
This is the one time I must agree with you……. That sunglass sh*t is WHACK in the Club! If you ask me I think the guy is on the run and hiding from the police….Let’s start checking all the guy with sun glasses in the clubs…. And calling the Fu*king Cops!
Always REAL
October 10th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Hahahaha that was funny!! Ya know I really can’t stand that ish.. and I hate seeing it in videos too, question… when are the rappers gonna get over it too?? Cuz not only are they not at a club or a party for real but they are purposely rockin’ the shades for the sake of being cool…. Newsflash people, it’s so-not-cool!!
And I love rockin the shades both my momma and daddy rock ‘em with no sun shining, so i got it honest… but we’re OUTSIDE when we doin it! Dayum!