The “Yes We Can!!!” List
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By teej
2. If you are tuning in from InChiCity.com and this is your first time reading this ‘you are about to experience something so cold!’
4. Oh and FYI : I be quoting hella shit too
5. Don’t be shook b/c it goes up to 50 items. It’s really a quick read I promise
8. I’m likely to never send another text EVER!
9. Nah….fuck that! I just wont be running for nobody’s office anytime soon! LMAO!
10. “His father was a Black Panther?!?!?! My father was a Black STONE!” - Geli
11. Speaking of Geli….we figured it out! The real Noriega prolly does owe Rick Ross 100 favors b/c when Ross was a C.O. he prolly hooked him up and helped him do his business while he was in the joint
12. Did anyone notice that they barely touched on the issues facing this country at the Republican National Convention?
13. All they did was talk about McCain’s background and history and of course throw shots at Obama
14. Somebody get word to those fucktards that we don’t believe them and they’ll ‘need more people‘!
15. *chunks the deuce to the Repubs*…….YES WE CAN!!!
16. In This Week In Niggerdom : T-Pain has remade Kirk Franklin’s “Silver and Gold”, which was about God, into a song about mixing Patron Silver and Gold
17. And what the fuck is with that coonish ass top hat anyways?!?!?!?!
18. “That’s very stereotypical man. Every Asian dude you see on TV ain’t Mr. Miyagi. Sometimes it’s Bruce Lee!” - BA
19. I’m teetering on indifference……and that’s not a good look!
20. Rachelle Ferrell K I L L E D it at the African Fest
21. Nice and Smooth? Ehhhh not so much. I swear they were on stage for like 11 minutes
22. Although it did feel good to scream-sing “Hip Hop Junkies” and “Sometimes I Rhyme Slow”
23. Thankfully Gustav wasn’t as bad as Katrina and we seemed more prepared
24. But still people lost their lives and homes and there are apparently more potential hurricanes on the way so still keep the people of that region in your thoughts and prayers
25. VH1 Soul is doing a Prince marathon as I type this and they are just getting to 1984
26. This nigga has like 50-leven million songs. This shit will be on til Thursday yo!
27. “If I gave you diamonds and pearls/would you be a happy boy or a girl?/If I could I would give you the world/but all I can do is just offer you my love” - Prince w/Rosie Gaines “Diamonds and Pearls”
28. My TT turned 1 this last weekend. Yaaaaaaaaaay TT!
29. She likes me now. She kept reaching for me at her bday picnic
30. I knew she’d come around. I mean…..I’m The Teej. The babies ALWAYS love The Teej
31. Do I smell babysitting duties around the corner tho?
32. Would they hurry up with the debates? I wanna see Barack dismantle McCain’s crusty ass
33. And when do the VP candidates get to debate? I have a feeling Biden is gonna mollywhop Palin
34. RIP little Nequiel Fowler…..God bless you
35. “When I die I hope no one who ever hurt me cries. And if they cry, I hope their eyes fall out. And a million maggots that had made up their brains crawl from the empty holes and devour the flesh that covered the evil that passed itself off as a person that I probably tried to love…” - Nikki Giovanni “When I Die”
36. That is soooo deliciously evil….I love it so!
37. Don’t you hate it when you notice a lil nick or tiny cut on your body and cant remember how you got it, but you KNOW it’s not from kinky sex?
38. Speaking of sex….Ive made up my mind that the 3 very best things in life are Music, Sex and French Fries. In that order. Don’t bother to try and change my mind about this matter either
39. Oh the ups and downs of life and love I tell you. I’m not ashamed to admit that with the career stuff, the situation with my mama, and the current state of Her and I….yeah I’m kinda pretty damn crazyinsane at the moment…..
40. ….to the point that the other day I chain smoked 3 cigarettes in a row…..‘and I don’t even smoke nigga. Ain’t no joke!‘
41. The lady called down to the front desk and explained that she’s from Arkansas and she doesn’t know how to work the remote control
42. *sigh*…….but I betcha her ass will be voting this coming November. Scary, right?
43. “Develop an interest in life as you see it; the people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself for awhile.” - Henry Miller”
44. Andy don’t read 45-48, k?
45. Once again I did the most with the likka
46. How I managed to <s>stay passed out and</s> sleep for 6 hours on my bathroom floor is beyond me!
47. You would think at almost 31 yrs old I would get it thru my thick head that likka on a empty stomach is a no no
48. But hey…..it is what it is. I’ll get it together eventually I’m sure
49. Try to be kind and understanding to people. Chances are they are more than likely going through it just like you
50. “Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and THAT’S when the big bucks start rolling in!” - Maurice “Coming To America”
*Inspiration : Nequiel Fowler, when Eddie Murphy movies were good, watching the RNC, My TT, this past Labor Day weekend, French Fries, all the peeps that gave me advice on how to approach my very first blog here, and Her.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:31 am
yay TJ! im happy for you and your new accomplishments… I know this is only the beginning
September 5th, 2008 at 8:39 am
That was funny as hell TeeJ! I’m lovin’ it and can’t wait to see more! I was dyin’ off of that damn Coming to America quote….and don’t think I ain’t notice those Jay-Z references in there….14 & 40! LOL! Oh and please tell me you are kiddin’ about T-Pain remaking one of my favorite church songs…if not, he may have just sang his ass all the way to hell. You can’t play wit’ Jesus. He done made enough songs, he ain’t gotta borrow God’s! Anyways, though….list was hittin’….AJ
September 5th, 2008 at 9:10 am
I am so with you on numbers 32 and 33. That is really where the rubber will meet the road and the annoying political jargen will end. Easy to throw stones when hiding behind a wall from across the room. “If you’ve got something to say…say it to my face!!!”. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
Also…I am soooooooooooo with you on #38 but reverse the order for me. Nothing is better than McDonalds and Bar Louie french fries with honey mustard. LOL!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 10:01 am
2. Kudos to inchicity.com for spotlighting one of my favorite bloggers & sharing with the world! This is great!
12. What? Booing Obama doesn’t count as an issue?
38. Hey, they all feed needs. Matter of fact, that order sounds exactly like my last date
45-48. Masochist?
Awesome debut. Congrats, TJ! Bravo!
September 5th, 2008 at 10:07 am
always a fan
September 5th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I have been waiting for this all week!!! Thanks for my fix!!
September 5th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Wow. Congrats Teej. Your lists are official! I’m proud of you baby boy!
September 5th, 2008 at 11:09 am
hey Teej! Spoken like a true Scorpion….so random…I enjoyed every one of them
thanks for sharing what goes on in that big beautiful head of yours 
smooches!
September 5th, 2008 at 11:12 am
TEEJ!!! See this is why I turn to you for anything I missed on MSNBC or Comedy Central!! LOL!! You are funny as hell Sir!! and LMAO@ #38…Really? in that order huh?? LOLL!! Very nice blog…and wooo hooo, u get to curse too…awww ish…lol, this is like Sirius satellite radio in writing!! I Love it…. now where’s my damn interview?? LMAO!
You Go Boy!!
~TD
September 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Hey Teej!!!! You delivered as always! I am so glad you are doing this and bringing it to more people. I always love checking your myspace for more blogs!!!! Next is a book right?????????? Speaking of sex….Ive made up my mind that the 3 very best things in life are Music, Sex and French Fries. In that order. Don’t bother to try and change my mind about this matter either
WORD!
September 5th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Yup, I’ll be posted to see Barack demolish McCain also. Loved your thoughts dear, except I’d have to say sex, music and chocolate.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude…. Sex, french fries and infallible birth control.
That’s where I’m at.
Or wanna be at. The last… well, lets say, we’ll try again post-baby.
Other’n that, yo, please ask Common’s Pop to link up with Obama and get both Jessie Jackson AND McCain in the ring, in front of errbody.
I’m sure you got pull. You got it here, so make em take it to the streets.
Keep up the listing patna. Funny as all hell.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Speak on it! Keep it coming…KINK NOT?!
September 5th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I loved every last thing on your list….particularly the Nikki Giovanni (my sentiments exactly) quote as well as this little number “40. ‚Ķ.to the point that the other day I chain smoked 3 cigarettes in a row‚Ķ..‚Äòand I don‚Äôt even smoke nigga. Ain‚Äôt not joke!‚Äò”
….hehehehehehe Itika
September 5th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
“mollywhop” LOLOLOL!!! I can’t stop laughing and I can’t stop saying it in my mind… get out of my head with that word!!! mollywhop ha ha h aha ha there it goes again!!!! Teej stop it already.. whats worse is its in your voice not my inner voice… oh Gosh darn it hay seuss chreesteus it hurts!!!! LOLOL!!!
mollywhop!
September 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Man…
#38..I can’t even see sex in my order of anything as of late..I think it closed up. Isn’t that what happens when you don’t use it? like an earring hole right? tmi. *sigh* but you the one for french fries! lol
#40 THREE squares in a row?! teej! remind me to pop u in the head. (don’t pop back tho)
This was a great intro into the mind and world of teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*take a breath*eeeeeeeeeeeeeej to the folks at inchicity
September 5th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
TJ- You really said a mouthful….. Congratulations on your new blog.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Hey Gorgeous!
I’m SO proud of you! Keep shooting pass the footprints.
September 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
THAT WAS DOPE AND I WAS NOT BORED ONCE… ADD DID NOT EVEN KICK UP ON ME… THAT’S HOT TEEJ!!!!!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I see you Teej… U got me crackin up as usual…can’t wait for the full Niggerdom blog…LOL-xoxo
September 5th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I must say, I frown and hiss everytime I see T-Pain in that jackball top hat. I understand that when you’re paid, you see yourself a bit differently, but it’s crystal-clear that he looks like a jackass and the unfortunate thing is…it doesn’t help him sell records. We coloreds don’t need much..we only like to dance and eat watermelon so I guess the top hat is solely for our amusement. COOL!..a freebie;)
…I guess, I could’ve chosen to rant about Obama..but we all know how great he is..so I chose T-Pain.
Love ya!! You’re off to a great start!!
September 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Dam, I guess now I gotta leave comments everywhere. You are sick, but that’s part of your charm and so worth it. lol
7. SMH too…
13. Is it just me or does McCain really remind anybody else of Dr. Evil from Austin Powers?!
21. Funny thing. I was there, but never made it over to the pavillion. I know, shame on me…
40. Dam, that’s deep son.
42. Scary as Hell!
btw, Congrats!
September 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
YOU’RE THE SHIT!!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Looking good, CONGRATS!
Toni Shelton
Hollywood’s Publicist/Columnist
September 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I love the lists!! This particular list was a great list, made me laugh, made me share that quote with a few deserving people, lol. And is making me wanna come back for more.
I might have to hit u up for a lil interview “In The Mind of Teej” and u can tell everyone how and where u get ur motivation from.
Anyways, KMP (keep me posted) on the next blog.
XOXO,
KMP
September 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
You gave it to us ROUGH and RAW………with no KY jelly
September 5th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Congrats. Very funny and enlightening…….
*sigh* @ bathroom floor…….
September 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Teej! You are so crazy funny! Keep us entertained…I can’t wait to read what you have coming up next. Luv ya!
September 5th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Teej you better be calling a trainer soon (ahhhemm!) if you keep talking about them dang french fries! Luv u and the blog:)
September 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Yea Teej!
September 5th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Great job Teej… I loved it. I so relate to 43 and 49.
Keep doin what you do. You are beautiful inside and out in a rough-around-the-edges sort of way. And I really love how you touch others with your unconventional, crass kind of humor that has its tidbits of treasure hidden just below the surface. Can’t help but luv u Teej!
September 5th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I am so happy for you!!! Good Job!
September 5th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Oh, can I borrow $5?
September 5th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
This was funny, enlightening, and very entertaining! Likely to never send a text again (lol - whatever…but come to think of it I haven’t received one from you in a while). “Mollywhop” ah ha ha ha ha (WTF) - you just be pullin stuff out your (_l_) but it’s hella funny! Chain smoked 3 cigs in a row…what the hell??? And as requested - I DID NOT READ 45-48….but YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW what it’s pertaining too :oP
September 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Yea Teej! U Rock! I am so happy for you taking it to the next level, now even more people will get to enjoy you like I do
September 7th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Hahahaa!!!! Very entertaining as usual Teej!
September 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
WHY was i like, NO TEXTING?! then we’ll never talk again. *sniffle sniffle* so i have a question, why was biden being so cordial with palin. why are they calling her “formitable” is this some jedi mind trick? she won’t go on meet the press? are you KIDDING ME. ok. onto the debates. i’m tired. i just want to book my flight DC… you goin?
September 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Teej…..Keej
So proud of you cutie, and loved every minute of it!
September 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Great stuff teej. Lots to say huh? Uhmmm about those babysitting duties what is the age range??? LOL!
September 10th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Teejy, that was sooo awesomely funny!! Kudos to you!
September 10th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Hey Teammate!
Good stuff! …going to search for that T-Pain song right now. :-/
September 12th, 2008 at 8:39 am
hahahahahahaha! This is why I love you Teej! Hilarious! And F.Y.I. My Dad was a Black Stone, LOL
September 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Ok,
I agree with you. I think the Republican party insulted our intelligence. They dont even cnsider Obama a threat to be honest. Come On a real thug black dude with a couple of degrees… how can we as Americans expect him to rule our country sucessfully. That type of thinking is a slap in the face to me. Ive met Obama had a good conversation with him and his plan this brother is For Us By Us and we as true americans… you know the ones that actually have to struggle and hustle… we understand and respect that. America is the land of if you dont get it take it… and thats what Obama will do. Thats what we as middle and lower class income families and communities have to do. The fact the Republican party didnt adress the lack of quality educational reform, youth intervention programs, and community development plans. What about the whole issue with regentrification and economic isolation. Hell I was pissed. I am also pissed that all of thes Obama gun hoe democrats didtnt even respectthe political process enough to even watch the republican national convention. What about those point TJ? sorry i cant spell check right now.had to vent lol
September 12th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Oh yeah, we movin’ on up!!!!….Got to love Teej’s list. This site is lucky to have you, son!
September 13th, 2008 at 10:12 am
You know those folks who were at the RNC don’t live in our country TEEJ… they don’t have the issues that we do.
They also don’t know how to make the most of a package of Ramen… and in America… Ramen is about to be a top commodity.
Good to see your swagger getting across the blog-iverse.
streets is watching… keep it gangsta boo boo.
September 13th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
5. This one almost made me stop reading but I’m glad that I went on
9. I won’t be running either they dig up shit from way back when…
12. I noticed that but did you notice that nobody at the Republican Convention could dance? If they, GOD FORBID, they win I will pray daily and nightly for McCain because the thought of Palin being President scares me more than the thought of McCain. She is scarier than Freddie, Jason, the Omen and Bush put together. Somebody once said that “real life is stranger than fiction” this election is proving that.
14. T.J. I’m scared. I will pass the word. But as Mark Twain said “a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on his shoes.” Truth is there are more of us than there are of them but they are not only registered to vote they go out and vote… we’ve got some work to do!
15. YES WE CAN!!!
33. I agree the VP Debate is going to be poetic justice!
38. Really… Music, Sex and French Fries? We need to talk! Or maybe I need to talk to “HER”
40. Those things will kill you!
48. But it’s fun for now ain’t it?
T.J. you are the bestess! I made that world up just of you. Go head brother… do ya thing!
September 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
You know I love a good list??
This one is for the books. So many things to touch upon! (And I’m touching in no particular order mind you.)
I can’t wait for the debates either but I have a strong feeling that those fucktards who back McCain and Palin will somehow justify their stupidity.
Tiny cuts that aren’t sexy time related are no bueno.
“When I die I hope no one who ever hurt me cries. And if they cry, I hope their eyes fall out. And a million maggots that had made up their brains crawl from the empty holes and devour the flesh that covered the evil that passed itself off as a person that I probably tried to love…” - Nikki Giovanni “When I Die”
Uh, Teej, this is some of the realest ish ever wrote!! I know I love Sonia but this is just too dope.
You’re right honey, we must be kind to others cause we’re all fighting some sort of battle. Most def one of the reasons I love you. Compassion pays.
Music, sex, french fries??? Not bad, not bad. Mine would be: Zen, music, sex, sneakers, avocados.
I know you narrowed it down to three but I couldn’t do it… I’m simply not that talented.
T Pain… *shakes head wearily*
September 15th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I’m so proud of you baby!
The whole world must know how raw you can give it…
Keep it cummin
September 17th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
So you made it in my favorites list. Very impressive young grasshoppa’.
You advance to the next level-
(she bows, turns slowly and disappears into the smokey mist)
September 21st, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Wow. You really have alot of your mind!
I enjoyed this. Very insightful and humorous.
Cant wait to read more